guide to modern living

1. Clipping your nails or toenails, with the exception of a painful hangnail emergency, is not appropriate.
2. Personal grooming is never appropriate.
3. If your neighbor can hear your music through your headphones, turn it down.
4. Headphones are always necessary--never inflict your entertainment on others.
5. When traveling with a friend or friends, keep your voice low.
6. Be conscious of how much space you and your items are taking up, and try to take up less--other people need to stand there or move around you.