Taking up more than one seat can be serious business.
(Weblogs, liveblogs, chatrooms, and other internets were invented for a reason.)
Guys: If you are going to wear a button down dress shirt but not wear a tie, and thus leave your top button unbuttoned, invest in some v neck undershirts.
Didn’t anyone ever tell you that it is impolite to wear headphones in an elevator?
Well now they have.
Death Rays have been a longstanding enforcement dream of GTML.
When giving money to the organization your friend is riding a bike/walking/running/marathon hula-hooping to support, don’t let the website publish your donation total in that scrolling box on the side (kind of tacky, right?). Unless you’re giving over $1000 (or maybe $500), in which case you are awesome and the extent of your generosity should be known by all.
Alex Balk provides much-needed advice on this important sartorial topic.
Jay Shells is a spiritual friend to the Guide to Modern Living. We salute his efforts to bring simple rules for happy urban coexistence into the real world with his eye-catching MTA posters.
